General Nurse Training May 2024 Intake has now begun. The ministry of Health and Child Care are announced the intake in the Sunday papers on 7 April 2024.
The training intake advert reads:
May 2024 Intake
Applications for the three-year Diploma Nurse Training to be conducted by the Ministry of Health and Child Health Care (MoHCC) are invited from suitably qualified holders of the following qualifications.
- – A minimum of 5’0′ Level subjects with passes in English Language, and a Science subject and three others (that exclude practical subjects which are Fashion and Fabrics, Metal Work, Graphic Art, Art and Woodwork) at Grade C or better obtained from not more than two sittings with full certificates as Examination Result Slips are not accepted.
- – Must be aged between the ages of seventeen and half (17 1/2) and thirty (3o) years on the date of commencement of training. Candidates should not be less than 17 1/2 years and not more than 30 years by 13/05/2024.
The application letters must be submitted not later than 21 April 2024 at the nearest General Nurse Training School and addressed to, either
- – the Principal Tutor of a Central Hospital,
- – and Senior Tutor ln Charge of a District Mission or Provincial Hospital General Nurse Training School.
For the shortlisted candidates, the following should be presented at Interview:
- – original and certified copies of Birth Certificate.
- – National Identity Card,
- – Ordinary Level Certificates,
- – Marriage Certificate where applicable,
- – Advanced Level Certificate if attained
- – and 2 passport size pictures with the applicants name at the back.
Manual verification of the academic and identification Certificates will be done on the day of Interviews.
Only candidates who meet the recruitment criteria will be shortlisted for interviews. The interviews will be conducted at the nearest General Nurse Training School where a candidate has applied. Successful candidates will be deployed to schools where training posts exist throughout the country.
NB: The Public is hereby Informed and warned that the Ministry of Health and Child Care does not advertise through any other media except the newspapers and does not charge any fee.
- NO THIRD PARTIES HAVE BEEN REQUESTED TO RECRUIT ON BEHALF OF MoHCC
- “Zero Tolerance to Corruption in Student Nurse Recruitment”
🔥🔥 · 12 months ago
*KWEKWE MAN SUFFERS PROLONGED ERECTION AFTER USING A ‘PUNCH’ OF CONGO DUST AND VIAGRA*
*2 April 2024*
*Staff Reporter*
A Kwekwe man will forever rue the day he decided to fix his upcoming “match” with his long-time girlfriend after his efforts at spicing up his act severely backfired and left him nursing swollen gonads coupled with a painful endless erection.
This happened over the Easter holiday when one Brian Matiza (28) conjured up the idea to use a combination of Congo Dust and Tadalafil (a brand of **** enhancing tablets) so as to give him both a prolonged erection as well as long play popularly known as “dambarefu” in street lingo. Congo Dust is a brownish powder rumoured to be produced in the DRC which when applied to the tip of one’s anaconda for a while numbs the penile sensors and enables one to pump and pump and pump without experiencing any unplanned explosions. On the other hand Tadalafil is a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction in men and also known to give rock solid erections as if the sausage has been to the gym for body building.
The writer has had the privilege to use both separately and can confess that just one of the two will produce ‘murderous’ results when it comes to the adult see saw game, but I digress. So, whilst the rest of the country was celebrating the death and resurrection of The Saviour our boy Brian was busy plotting the ****ual murder of his girlfriend only identified as Tariro as well as the resurrection of his pipito to a fearsome, venom-filled and hungry anaconda.
Then ignominy suddenly struck as Tariro cancelled their scheduled appointment for a cage match whilst Brian had already prepared for it and gone through all his warm ups. His member was literally throbbing viciously inside his pants impatiently waiting to feast on some feminine centre of gravity goodies. In less than an hour after the last minute cancellation Brian was already crying in pain and holed up at his friend’s house in W Section Amaveni which he had intended to use a base for some pleasure hole bludgeoning.
His pipe would not stop standing at attention and its accompanying twin “tennis balls” also started swelling. That’s when neighbours heard his cries and rushed to see a curled up Brian crying for help shouting that *“Veduwe ndakuvara sinhi harisi kuda kurara ini apo chimunhu changu charova disappear maiwee”*. It was such a pitiful sight that one woman known as MaDube from the area almost volunteered to “assist” him after noticing his long, black, curled anaconda in all its fury and she only ended up remarking that *“inga mapudzi anowira kune vasina hari, kune dzinomira ndokune vanodada isu tichifa zvedu nezhara”.*
We later caught up with MaDube and she added that *“Kutaura shuwa ini pandakangoiti ba ndakatohwa kuda zvangu ini, ndakatozoenda kumba pant rakanganisika coz uhmm Brian so ka haa ende Brian ka”*
Finally help came in the form of an elderly man of Malawian origin who came and gave him some herbs mixed with water to drink and finally the anger subsided. It’s only that Brian is a novice in the match fixing routine otherwise this was going to be an Easter to remember and I just hope that next time he first secures his prey before putting on his ****ual make up.
tazy · 12 months ago
taneta nacho ipo pano Pa Pindula
🔥🔥 · 12 months ago
*KWEKWE MAN SUFFERS PROLONGED ERECTION AFTER USING A ‘PUNCH’ OF CONGO DUST AND VIAGRA*
*2 April 2024*
*Staff Reporter*
A Kwekwe man will forever rue the day he decided to fix his upcoming “match” with his long-time girlfriend after his efforts at spicing up his act severely backfired and left him nursing swollen gonads coupled with a painful endless erection.
This happened over the Easter holiday when one Brian Matiza (28) conjured up the idea to use a combination of Congo Dust and Tadalafil (a brand of **** enhancing tablets) so as to give him both a prolonged erection as well as long play popularly known as “dambarefu” in street lingo. Congo Dust is a brownish powder rumoured to be produced in the DRC which when applied to the tip of one’s anaconda for a while numbs the penile sensors and enables one to pump and pump and pump without experiencing any unplanned explosions. On the other hand Tadalafil is a pill used to treat erectile dysfunction in men and also known to give rock solid erections as if the sausage has been to the gym for body building.
The writer has had the privilege to use both separately and can confess that just one of the two will produce ‘murderous’ results when it comes to the adult see saw game, but I digress. So, whilst the rest of the country was celebrating the death and resurrection of The Saviour our boy Brian was busy plotting the ****ual murder of his girlfriend only identified as Tariro as well as the resurrection of his pipito to a fearsome, venom-filled and hungry anaconda.
Then ignominy suddenly struck as Tariro cancelled their scheduled appointment for a cage match whilst Brian had already prepared for it and gone through all his warm ups. His member was literally throbbing viciously inside his pants impatiently waiting to feast on some feminine centre of gravity goodies. In less than an hour after the last minute cancellation Brian was already crying in pain and holed up at his friend’s house in W Section Amaveni which he had intended to use a base for some pleasure hole bludgeoning.
His pipe would not stop standing at attention and its accompanying twin “tennis balls” also started swelling. That’s when neighbours heard his cries and rushed to see a curled up Brian crying for help shouting that *“Veduwe ndakuvara sinhi harisi kuda kurara ini apo chimunhu changu charova disappear maiwee”*. It was such a pitiful sight that one woman known as MaDube from the area almost volunteered to “assist” him after noticing his long, black, curled anaconda in all its fury and she only ended up remarking that *“inga mapudzi anowira kune vasina hari, kune dzinomira ndokune vanodada isu tichifa zvedu nezhara”.*
We later caught up with MaDube and she added that *“Kutaura shuwa ini pandakangoiti ba ndakatohwa kuda zvangu ini, ndakatozoenda kumba pant rakanganisika coz uhmm Brian so ka haa ende Brian ka”*
Finally help came in the form of an elderly man of Malawian origin who came and gave him some herbs mixed with water to drink and finally the anger subsided. It’s only that Brian is a novice in the match fixing routine otherwise this was going to be an Easter to remember and I just hope that next time he first secures his prey before putting on his ****ual make up.